Boy: Where are you going now?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why so much Make-up?
Girl: You Idiot... Tomorrow My Photo will come in Newspaper..!

Girl : व्हाट्स यॉर नेम??
Boy:- Six Gun.
Girl : यह क्या है..?
Boy:- छगन
Girl:- तुम मेरे टीचर बनॉगे??
Boy:- क्यों?
Girl:- Cow Dance के लिए.
Boy:- अब यह क्या है!!!
Girl:- गाइडेन्स क लिए.

Kiss On The Forehead =>"Forever you Will Be Mine"
Kiss On The Ear =>"I am Romantic"
Kiss On The Cheek =>"We are Friends"
Kiss On The Hand =>"I Adore You"
Kiss On The Neck ->"We Belong Together"
Kiss On The Shoulder =>"I Want You"
Kiss On The Lips =>"I Love You" OR"I Want You" 8)

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request on Facebook... :?
It means She Accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"...
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request,
It means She wants to be Your Friend not Your Girlfriend :P
When She Tag You,
It means She wants to Share her Thoughts with You,
And not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status,
It means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting...
When She Like Your Comment,
It means She like Your Comment not You.! :P